I was born to speak all mirth and no matter.

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the-book-ferret:

This one. I like this story. I’m a pirate ferret!

 

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rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

if hot dads make hot kids and ugly dads make hot kids then who makes the ugly kids??

ur dad

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takingtheuniverse:

petition to rename the honeymoon a baecation