May 2013
"A Poem for the Fandoms"
davidtennantsreallybigcoat:
goodbooksgoodcrafts:
Merlin is over
And Hogwarts is too
Sam and Dean’s battle
Is almost through
Donna is gone
The Ponds are as well
John is sad
Because Sherlock fell
In case you were having
A good sort-of day
I wrote you this poem
To chase it away.
If Dr. Seuss ever met Edgar Alan Poe.
trillow:
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
“We don’t need a list of rights and wrongs, tables of dos and don’ts: we need...”
– Philip Pullman (via quotablebookquotes)
marrymepizza:
that thing that natalie dormer does with her mouth to assert dominance over mere mortals
christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
cyberdepressed:
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
1 tag
bombliate:
how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past
tangobullets:
everytime i hear the name cynthia i just
angelwithwormstache:
portablemiah:
benskid:
portablemiah:
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
cliterallysame:
I love making people who already hate me hate me more
hemosnixuality:
heathers-rivera:
I AM...
crissingachris:
having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides
zephyroh:
Glee is like a story told by a 5 year old who has a lot to say, doesn’t really know how to phrase it, forgets stuff on the way, brings up stuff in the middle of the story with no explaination and at the end it’s just a boring stupid story.
April 2013
grffindors:
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
3 tags
burgrs:
[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
2 tags
jesuschristvevo:
i try to be nice but then people start saying words
3 tags
treatsandsuch:
this is 110% how i feel when someone i like ends our mutual follow
smhexy:
Me no study Me no care Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry Another guy
