I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I’ve met smells like a bar in the daytime than listen to people tell me why I want to have children and that I just don’t know it yet. I do know, because I am me and my feelings are the ones in my head. I don’t want to have kids, and it’s not a device to get attention or have a conversation about it. I simply find children incredibly immature and, more often than not, dumb.
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