Hi. You can call me Jake, I’m 22 and Majoring in English Language, Literature and Culture. I aspire to be a Literature Teacher and maybe, someday, a published author. Or win the lottery, whichever comes first.Tumblr (3.0; @jakealon)http://jakealon.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1022835558b215840ccdf08e4f2b412d/tumblr_mm6yym6WOv1s4u2boo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/576ec2178c8b122672d8756c7ef1ebbb/tumblr_mm6yym6WOv1s4u2boo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49810136026http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49810136026Mon, 06 May 2013 20:31:22 -0300<p><a href="http://davidtennantsreallybigcoat.tumblr.com/post/49778691719/a-poem-for-the-fandoms" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">davidtennantsreallybigcoat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goodbooksgoodcrafts.tumblr.com/post/49695179203/a-poem-for-the-fandoms" target="_blank">goodbooksgoodcrafts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal">Merlin is over</p> <p class="MsoNormal">And Hogwarts is too</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sam and Dean’s battle</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Is almost through</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Donna is gone</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The Ponds are as well</p> <p class="MsoNormal">John is sad</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Because Sherlock fell</p> <p class="MsoNormal">In case you were having</p> <p class="MsoNormal">A good sort-of day</p> <p class="MsoNormal">I wrote you this poem</p> <p class="MsoNormal">To chase it away.</p> </blockquote> <p>If Dr. Seuss ever met Edgar Alan Poe.</p></blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49807939037http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49807939037Mon, 06 May 2013 20:03:38 -0300<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trillow.tumblr.com/post/48199618624/my-cat-licked-my-forehead-and-then-tapped-it-with" target="_blank">trillow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised</p> </blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49807673375http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49807673375Mon, 06 May 2013 20:00:19 -0300“We don’t need a list of rights and wrongs, tables of dos and don’ts: we need books, time, and silence. Thou shalt not is soon forgotten, but Once upon a time lasts forever.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/3618.Philip_Pullman" target="_blank">Philip Pullman</a> (via <a href="http://quotablebookquotes.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">quotablebookquotes</a>)</em>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49804666205http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49804666205Mon, 06 May 2013 19:22:09 -0300<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marrymepizza.tumblr.com/post/47667177042/that-thing-that-natalie-dormer-does-with-her-mouth" target="_blank">marrymepizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that thing that natalie dormer does with her mouth to assert dominance over mere mortals</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c081124a74c0bc9dff68586fce24bb57/tumblr_inline_ml2i183ptF1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49790610917http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49790610917Mon, 06 May 2013 16:16:23 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxso7j4QM1r9zaouo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49789896542http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49789896542Mon, 06 May 2013 16:05:11 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7a96d9d7fbd1e72f9bce382f7cc4f40/tumblr_mkd0duAcFx1rjcfxro1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bestnatesmithever.tumblr.com/post/46731744858/the-definition-of-giving-up" target="_blank">bestnatesmithever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The definition of giving up</p> </blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49788750439http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49788750439Mon, 06 May 2013 15:46:44 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1fff97e01d1c5f039cf0053382485bf/tumblr_mlzouovS2g1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0338e10a1af004ce9f843fd49bdc4b11/tumblr_mlzouovS2g1r3gb3zo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f8ba83974c55a8389198000dc880a0a/tumblr_mlzouovS2g1r3gb3zo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d89754762014ffd9c230bda8b4ad1509/tumblr_mlzouovS2g1r3gb3zo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5610c009609897136b4d42cff4c21633/tumblr_mlzouovS2g1r3gb3zo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25a3c958fa322bda630a568a049e310b/tumblr_mlzouovS2g1r3gb3zo6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/49779400454/do-you-even-lift-yarn-video" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Do you even lift? …yarn?</p> <p>[<a href="http://youtu.be/rL82YimQVFI" target="_blank">video</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49788720770http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49788720770Mon, 06 May 2013 15:46:16 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11da649dddd48e311b0deb5c5ff283c0/tumblr_mlx5ru2T3x1qcvkpto1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49741130693http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49741130693Sun, 05 May 2013 23:05:25 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24b44138de62663b95785d0d5bf04acc/tumblr_mhiq3vYWYg1qkc9uso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vacilam.tumblr.com/post/49723229814/soooo-accurate" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vacilam</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>soooo accurate</p></blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49740172173http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49740172173Sun, 05 May 2013 22:54:08 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef13d055f418ade201fceabb48496e9b/tumblr_mmak0iptmE1qi95lio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49731729778http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49731729778Sun, 05 May 2013 21:10:41 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md7lcnoLKi1r9h4afo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pyroluminescence.tumblr.com/post/49275545294" target="_blank">pyroluminescence</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b7f9ed61cebc419e28995d0674761c7c/tumblr_inline_mm31n4QVKs1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49726159693http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49726159693Sun, 05 May 2013 19:58:13 -0300<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christoph-waltzed.tumblr.com/post/49328535970/i-remember-in-year-2-there-was-a-girl-who-had" target="_blank">christoph-waltzed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut</p> <p>So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.</p> <p>She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. </p> </blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49726138716http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49726138716Sun, 05 May 2013 19:57:57 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qy0jGPJ71qkcmqlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49726128527http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49726128527Sun, 05 May 2013 19:57:49 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcd942d296ece7f455dd764231bfc285/tumblr_mmce5fayyl1qj2kgto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://notkatniss.tumblr.com/post/49714116805/kitty-isnt-allow-outside-and-she-gets-mad-at-us" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">notkatniss</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside</p></blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49726024278http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49726024278Sun, 05 May 2013 19:56:27 -0300<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyberdepressed.tumblr.com/post/44237439330/if-u-ever-feel-bad-about-urself-just-think-about" target="_blank">cyberdepressed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper</p> </blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725951884http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725951884Sun, 05 May 2013 19:55:30 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e801e9f9450fe04d1d54be8ecf48651/tumblr_mmb19zfIFi1qdzk15o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b40324d6e7314bab90502ee29476b320/tumblr_mmb19zfIFi1qdzk15o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/434d5599412ba6fb91eb03ba93c2549b/tumblr_mmb19zfIFi1qdzk15o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8e4cbf7427b1170c088bebb8a641a9d/tumblr_mmb19zfIFi1qdzk15o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2cfcf5080eb5615a20621cd86a8b761/tumblr_mmb19zfIFi1qdzk15o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06ec885e852fb99d930c2000ce4efb6b/tumblr_mmb19zfIFi1qdzk15o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725927537http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725927537Sun, 05 May 2013 19:55:00 -0300This episode wAS NOT OK OK?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mce4zu1ksp1qhy7bqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725877723http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725877723Sun, 05 May 2013 19:54:32 -0300<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bombliate.tumblr.com/post/43915406908/how-many-murderers-do-you-think-youve-walked-past" target="_blank">bombliate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past</p> </blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725767828http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725767828Sun, 05 May 2013 19:53:06 -0300<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tangobullets.tumblr.com/post/42724207718/everytime-i-hear-the-name-cynthia-i-just" target="_blank">tangobullets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>everytime i hear the name cynthia i just</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/992739a36a76df9411e3513a21dbbefc/tumblr_inline_mhzksfF7Ju1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725249287http://jakealon.tumblr.com/post/49725249287Sun, 05 May 2013 19:46:20 -0300