"I hate kids, and I’m not talking the type of hate that goes away after a series of zany misadventures where we grow to love each other. I’m talking about a blistering hate for them and their creepy, tiny, little features."
Hi. You can call me Jake, I'm 23 and Majoring in English Language, Literature and Culture. I aspire to be a Literature Teacher and maybe, someday, a published author. Or win the lottery, whichever comes first.